Pass the Advil
The Patriots just acquired Randy Moss from the Raiders. This on the heels of drafting a hard-hitting, fast safety, Brandon Merriweather, from The (dreaded) U, best known for, and last seen, stomping the shit out of some guy from Florida International during that infamous brawl last season. I just keep telling myself that the Patriots know what they're doing. Whenever I stop saying that, my head starts to hurt.