Sunday, January 14, 2007

MVP means...

Most Valuable Pussy.

In case you missed the end of the game because you're a Pats fan and you were jumping around hysterically, then you missed a very upset Ladainian Tomlinson getting into a scrum with some Pats players. Apparently, some of the Pats players did the Shawne Merriman "Lights Out" dance at midfield after the final second ticked off, and LT took that as a disrespectful move he just couldn't watch (according to his post-game presser) and refused to shake hands, was cornered by some Pats players and left the field whining like a little bitch. In his press conference, he said, "Those guys showed no class..."

Seriously, he's rising up in defense of a guy, Merriman, who was suspended four games for violating the league's steroid policy. The guy who is the face of the Chargers, and in some ways, of the new, young NFL. Who didn't appeal his steroid suspension. That guy. Just so we all know who we're talking about here. The steroids guy, who had "Lights Out" shaved into the side of his head. That's the guy that LT, supposedly one of the classiest guys in the league, is defending. Just so we know where everyone's moral compass is set...(Those of you who read SBF a lot know where this is going, right?)

Shut the fuck up, LT.
Take your 31 touchdowns, and your 1,800 yards and shove them up you prissy little ass. Take your RoidBoy Shawne, and your other 99 Pro Bowlers and enjoy your trip to Hawaii. We'll let you know how Miami is. You know, where they're playing the Super Bowl. Oh, and don't clear any more space on your mantle; you've already won your last trophy this year.

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