Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Laces Out, Dan (This is for you Kim...)

An on-the-spot field report from loyal SBF reader Kimmy revealed that the only chants Dolphins fans could muster at AmateurPlayer Stadium last Sunday during the Pats-Fins game were the following:

"Pahk ya cah!"
and
"Bandwagon!"

Really lousy, Miami. No bandwagon in Miami, right. That's why last Saturday you could go on Ebay and get great lower level seats on buy now for less than face value. You know, because so many South Floridians are clamoring to go see their lifeless, sucktacular, orange and teal clad losers play. I guess all those fans selling their tickets for less than they paid for them are sitting at home waiting for the return of Bob "Rex is still starting ahead of my loser fall down the stairs drunk after tripping over his dog son?" Griese and Larry "Is my mustache still crooked?" Czonka to return. You know, since that was the last time the Dolphins won a Super Bowl. You know, before I was born...

So keep popping those champagne corks when someone doesn't go undefeated, Miami. Make sure it's pointed right up your loser asses when you do it though. Although, on second thought, open one at your stadium during a game. Chances are you'll hit a fan of the opposing team. You know, the "bandwagon" fans who traveled to yay-yo central after buying their tickets really cheap from you...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks matty! you are the best. and don't forget , what fins (posers) fan would travel 1000 miles to see their team anyay????? i will take 3 super bowls over one undefeated season anyday..."pahk ur cah" next to our super bowl rings

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, but I don't see any "Miami Dolphins-Themed" Bars, in NYC, while I see Red Sox-Themed Places, where I celebrate.

1:03 PM  

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