This Guy Needs a Soundtrack
So, excellent work by Double-A Jon...his intro music should be by Hester the Mo(Lester). Except that she only sings about a short, high-pitch-voiced guy dying in a bathroom and war and stuff. Over and over and over again. But ole Johnny Wheelwright can't get enough of it. And we can't get enough of the Nats. Hester would've hated a team called the Nationals; why should we be celebrating American "Nationals" when fucking Johnson is killing babies in Southeast Asia, she'd say. Except that it's Bush killing babies in the Middle East. Hester would've hated that, too.